no, i’m not up to anything ‘naughty’, unless you include exceeding my daily chocolate amount as naughty.
I’m sat in my pjs, which are not ‘sexy’, watching tv.
I’m hanging out with a friend, no i am not fucking them, even when it is a guy friend. I’m not always fucking, even though you’d like to be (or so it seems).
No you cannot see my boobs, your dick pic does not impress me, i didn’t ask for this shit.
no, just fucking no. you are boring me and pissing me off.
i am busy, doing anything apart from talk to you.
learn to hold a converstaion without it involving your dick.
conclusion: Malala is amazing and Western civilization has yet again proven to be hypercritical ignorant uncompromising and evil. how very fitting for columbus day.